THE
CHRISTIANITY VIRUS has now become the
deadiest of all viruses ever known to affect man or
beast! According to our reliable sources it has
reached pandemic proportions.
This easily spread virus creates severe mental and
emotional problems in most infected victims,
causing them to have delusions of grandeur initially,
while violent criminal behavior is often exhibited in
it's later stages. Many times, victims have been
noted to inflict their violent behavior upon
their family, friends, strangers, co-workers, males,
females, students, non-students, drivers, sleepers,
eaters, etc,,,. Cases involving necrophilia have been
reported, proving that even the dead are not safe
from the hauntingly evil effects of the Christianity
virus.
Victims of the virus demonstrate many types of
violent behavior including, but not limited to:
child abuse and neglect, spousal abuse, killing and
mutillating animals, rape, self-mutilation,
necrophilia (as stated above). Homicide is frequent
and occurs in various forms including---the single
kill, the serial kill, and/or the mass kill...with or
without post-suicide.
How it's spread:
An infected Christian representative approaches and
attempts to coerce victims into converting to his
doctrine, using threats of persecution and
punishment. This person is called an infector. If you
have been exposed to this, and did not immediately
feel compelled to repent your sins (lest severe
punishment), then you may not be infected. You may,
however, have been primed if you begin to experience
intermittent symptoms of the virus. Repeated exposure
to the viral christian doctrine once primed, has been
proven to cause infection in many case.
Watch for the following warning signs and
symptoms of the disease in
progress: 1) The uncontrollable desire to
infect others with the virus. Many people infectors
will go to any length to infect another, some travel
great distances to infect. Some go door to door to
private residences. They have been known to canvass
large neighborhoods in a single day, infecting some
and priming others, Their most effective means of
infecting others is by sending money they had saved
up for their kids' college education (or equally
important item), to sponsor an evang-infector. An
evang-infector buys television time and can infect
1000's of people quickly and efficiently. Beware of
Evang-infectors. they must be considered armed and
extremely dangerous.
2) You begin to sense
you can never do anything fun again without fear of
condemnation from others who are infected and God.
You may even think your body, mind, and soul belong
to God, therefore, you will also feel as if you no
longer control your life. Do NOT disregard this
feeling. You HAVE lost all control.
3) You
feel depressed because you sense your friends no
longer want to spend time with you. You can't
understand why? You think to yourself---After all, I
did my best
to help them, I offered them an eternal life in
heaven with the lord, isn't that being a friend? That
should prove I love them.
4) Everytime you
hear a horn, you think it's Gabriel's trumpet, and
you look for Jesus in the sky. Then, you breathe a
sigh of relief when you realize it's a train at the
railroad crossing nearby. You also begin to beat
yourself up because you know you were scared when you
thought it was Jesus. You begin doubting your
faith.
5) Later stage of the virus---You STOP
thinking that nothing is fun. You have become
content. This happens because by now you are no
longer in control of your thoughts. The virus has
consumed your mind and spirit at this point.
Automatically, and without considering the feelings
of others, you begin to infect other victims. You are
no longer able to see your own failings, but can
point out every failing of everyone you meet.
6) No turning back at this stage---You begin
to chant the following to each person you have
contact with.
Christian
Chant
"God is a wrathful and vengeant god, yet he is
merciful. He sent his son Jesus (halleluyah)
to this
world to bear your burdons, cleanse you of your sins,
and save your soul from an eternity in the lake of
fire with satan. (Say
Amen) Repent of your sins,
ask Jesus for salvation.....(Note below that if threats of bodily
harm
don't seem to be effective, infectors will play on
people's greed.) ...Join
Jesus in Heaven, He'll
welcome you through the pearly gates, walk with you
down streets paved of gold, and you'll live in a
beautiful mansion. Join now and we'll even throw in
rewards for good works and for depriving yourself of
worldly goods while on earth. Remember god's people
must deny themselves of all worldly things, but in
heaven god will reward
us."
Editor's Note--Deny ourselves during
life
because we must not want worldly things, yet we are
bribed into converting because god will give us
worldly things once we're dead. Contradictory, don't
ya think?
The Christian chant must be
considered dangerous. Death due to its use has been
recorded many times over the last 2000 years.
There's no way of knowing how many people have been
infected with this virus, nor how many have died due
to its effects. Current studies indicate that if this
virus is not stopped soon, the whole world will
suffer great consequences. Already, we have seen a
series of mass murder sprees in the US since last
spring, suicide has increased significantly, and the
surgeon general has declared The Christianity Virus
to be the nation's number one health risk.
There's really nothing you can do to prevent being
infected, especially if you're at high risk. If you
possess one or more of the following traits, you are
susceptible or have been primed already.....you have
low self-esteem, difficulty saying NO, are afraid of
the unknown,(e.g. death), have no strongly in-grained
spiriitual beliefs, and finally, you feel
imperfect..like you can never do anything
right,
If you are concerned about being
infected by the virus Christianity, there is
something you can do. Christians will weaken and
leave you alone 99% of the time if you use the
Antichrist Chant method. When you are approached by
the infector he'll begin his chant. When he does
this, use the Antichrist Chant to STOP
him.
Editor's
Note--These
words have no effect or meaning to anyone unless they
are already infected with the virus. Saying this
chant and watching their reaction is hilarious. They
totally flip out!
Antichrist
Chant
OOOHHHH beelzubub, demon of the underworld...lord of
evil and master of all that is unholy. I beseech you
to come forth and remove this virus from my presence
for it reaks of hypocrisy and uses your name as a
weapon in its favor. Remove it from my path, for thou
art the true higher power. Thank you amen dark and
unholy lord.
UUMMMUUMMuuummmUUUMM
Editor's
Commentary
I'll never forget when I first learned of this
method, I thought to myself, "how scary." I later
found out I had been given a small primer of the
virus. I am ok now. Some people have overcome serious
advanced stages of this horrific pandemic virus.
Only those who are able to break the viral bond
completely and without guilt, will fully recover. The
only way to break that bond is to become unafraid of
god and death, and to accept yourself as a perfect
being.
This virus substantiates what I have
been saying for years...
1) That a God
didn't cause christians...
2) Christians are not a God's will... 3) If a
Satan really does exists, then perhaps Christians are
a by-product of his power and
influence.
It seems to
me that if satan is supposed to be evil, then
Christians define evil much better than
Antichristians do. The Christian church has been
satan's best friend for 2000 years,!! No other
religion gives him so much power or as much free
advertising. Not even the Church of Satan itself!
